Clips / Kman Messages

Date Clip Text
11/3/2024 (Big Edition) 84 Billion slices of ceramic Mario shaped pretzels listening to I Need to Start a Garden by Haley Heynderickx while decillions of balls of astatine the size of La Louvre rain overtop of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
11/2/2024 (Un-numberable Edition) 5√2¹³⁶²⁷⁹⁸⁴¹ – 1 Servings of Kung Pao Chicken playing Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare while writing an essay about the ethics of horses painting sandwiches during a parade for Poochy
10/26/2024 (Fast Edition) 96 Trillion full sized paper mache statues of Phife Dawg dueling 19 balls of tin foil with densities ranging from 19.36 to 80.74 g/cm3 while orbiting Gliese 1214 b at speeds of 841 km/s
10/20/2024 (Sneeze Edition) 6 Snowballs playing Go Fish with 19 bokoblins during a Barenaked Ladies concert played using 3 Inch x 18 Inch Omnigrid Rulers while elephant sized acoustic guitars fall from the moon
10/19/2024 (Bloons Edition) 29.3 Billion monkeys throwing balloons at darts during a fire tornado filled with 8 trillion tonnes of tire d'érable in the Marble Caves in Chile
10/12/2024 (Toronado Edition) 89'513 Steam diesel hybrid locomotives listening to a paper towel watch Do the Right Thing inside of a 1967 Oldsmobile 70-X Toronado in the eye of a cyclone made out of gharials
9/11/2024 (Bog Snorkeling Edition) 900'744 Baobab trees bog snorkeling against 8 million sour patch kids while Seattle floods with truffle ketchup
August 2024 (Guess Who? Edition) 86'938 Plates of chicken nachos playing Guess Who? against an HDMI cable in a tropical cyclone made out of Harvest & Trustee credit card holders
August 2024 (Video Killed The Radio Star Edition) 598'421'358 Glass bottles listening to Kadir Suleiman play Video Killed The Radio Star by The Buggles on a Contrabass balalaika
July 2024 a little bi tof silly thumbnail content 37 Sextillion Hugh Laurie shaped corncobs playing Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon while 648 ankylosauruses duel each other using roman chairs as swords
June 2024 sunday? uhhh i sure hope it days! art, 9'648 Cans of plastic thinking about 12 size medium maple syrup coloured t-shirts during a tornado made out of 1 Spirobranchus giganteus in Bald Head, Maine
March 2024 (Elvis is still alive Edition) 98 Nintendo Switch Docks playing The Outlast Trials during a listening party for Show Me by 54-40 hosted by a Bob Ross impersonator
Feb 2024 N/A 45'000 Platypus shaped stacks of Shekels playing Team Fortress Classic while Steve Hawey does rock climbing 4'000 light years away
2023 The Louvre back! (WOO!) 27 ceramic stop signs playing a ukulele-shaped curtain beside massive seed potato in the Louvre near Moscow
2023 Australian Daylight Time? 401 Green pepsi cans filled with screwdrivers playing 'POSTAL Brain Danaged' while watching Kung Fu Panda 3 at 3:54 pm (ADT) on Tuesday, July 5th, 2028
2023 the drugs 8(³x³) Tuscan sun yellow coffee makers playing VVVVVV during a 2.4 magnitude earthquake in the mesosphere
2023 Are there blizzards in July? Featuring: Several Hundred Dollar Calculator 73 Cucumbers playing Geometry Dash on a Texas Instruments TI-84 Plus CE calculator in the middle of a blizzard in north-southern Texas in July
2023 60 seconds of frozen camera 4.817 Snow-shaped bottles of melted microwave playing PAYDAY: The Heist on an elephant during a hippopotamus
2023 (Words wise as ever) 68 plate of nachos covered in <text not clear from clip> Barq's root beer on top of the Louvre
2023 "Thank you for the Kman 400 Foo Fighters albums playing American football with Joe Pesci and Morgan Freeman while eating very vibrant neon green chocolate
2023 Kman's Attorney (The Return of the Louvre) 356 Bull Trout charging into the the the Louvre on an 8 ball tour in Pompei
2022 kman 43 purple tablecloths speaking French (Canadian) inside a car battery
2022 Kman'ing it up 14.998 billion Bill Clinton phones made ou tof strawberry pie flavored tofu
2022 1,300 Keanu Reeves swimming near iPhone case full of 1,300 L (water) 1,300 Keanu Reeves swimming near iPhone case full of 1,300 L (water) (500mL/ 1/2 Keanu (1/2 Keanu = Keanu ÷ 2))
2022 What would we do without Kman (I'm his attorney) 14 Unidentical barcodes for Health with out the L worth of 8,000$ Chess Bishops

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